I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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