Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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