You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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