Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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