This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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