My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
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