Will you blow on my dice?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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