so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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