I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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