I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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