and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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