I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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