literally had 100 drinks last night.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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