I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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