plz talk dirty to me
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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