ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
