They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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