As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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