He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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