I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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