Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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