So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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