Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you win again, gameday.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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