I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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