Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
they need to just BURY HIM!
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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