its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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