at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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