yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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