awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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