dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
then he tried to convert me to islam
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
we should paint friendship bongs
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