Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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