help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
