He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
