Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it was like eating out sand paper
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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