butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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