all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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