he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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