k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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