these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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