my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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