She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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