i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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