Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
