We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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