I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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