Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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