so explain again why im purple
no
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She's the barista slut.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
