lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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