Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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