Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Randomize
