Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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